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README.md

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+# Python Uwuifying bot for Telegram
+Quiet basic but does the job for uhm reasons

uwubot.py

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+import requests
+import time
+import re
+import csv
+from datetime import datetime
+
+# Rweplwace witwwh ywowowurw Twelwegrwam bowotw twowoken
+TOKEN = ''
+
+# Stwowop twwhe bowotw frwowom swendwing messwages owon rwepeatw andw owonlwyw twwhe lwatwestw owonywes
+latest_message_id = 0
+latest_update_id = 0
+
+# Getw twwhe curwrwentw dwatwe andw twime foworw twwhe lwowog filwes
+date =datetime.now().strftime('%Y-%m-%d-%H-%M-%S')
+
+# Make twwhe filwe foworw twwhe lwowogs
+log_file = open(f'uwu{date}.log', 'a', newline='')
+csv_writer = csv.writer(log_file)
+
+# Baswicalwlwyw make an infintwe lwowoowop twowo check foworw nywew messwages
+while True:
+    # Check foworw nywew messwages owon twelwegrwams bowotw api
+    response = requests.get(f'https://api.telegram.org/bot{TOKEN}/getUpdates', params={'offset': latest_update_id+1}).json()
+
+    # Prwowocess each messwage itw getws lwistw
+    for result in response['result']:
+        # Check if twwhe updwatwe is a nywew messwage andw has twextw andw chatw IDw swowo itw can rweplwyw brwuh
+        if 'message' in result and 'text' in result['message'] and 'chat' in result['message'] and 'id' in result['message']['chat']:
+            chat_id = result['message']['chat']['id']
+            message_id = result['message']['message_id']
+
+            # If twwhe messwage IDw is grweatwerw twwhan twwhe lwatwestw messwage IDw we'vwe prwowocesswedw... owo uWuifyw twwhe messwage andw swendw itw back twowo twwhe uswerw
+            if message_id > latest_message_id:
+                uwu_message = result['message']['text']
+                uwu_message = re.sub(r'([rRlL])', r'\1w', uwu_message)
+                uwu_message = re.sub(r'([oO])', r'owo', uwu_message)
+                uwu_message = re.sub(r'([nN])([aeiouAEIOU])', r'\1y\2', uwu_message)
+                uwu_message = re.sub(r'([aeiou])u', r'\1wu', uwu_message)
+                uwu_message = re.sub(r'ove', r'uv', uwu_message)
+                uwu_message = re.sub(r'([lLrR])([aeiouAEIOU])', r'\1w\2', uwu_message)
+                uwu_message = re.sub(r'([sS])([aeiouAEIOU])', r'\1w\2', uwu_message)
+                uwu_message = re.sub(r'([tT])([hH])', r'\1w\2', uwu_message)
+                uwu_message = re.sub(r'([tT])', r'\1w', uwu_message)
+                uwu_message = re.sub(r'([dD])', r'\1w', uwu_message)
+                uwu_message = re.sub(r'([vV])', r'\1w', uwu_message)
+                uwu_message = re.sub(r'([nN])\'([tT])', r'\1o\2', uwu_message)
+                uwu_message = re.sub(r'([nN])\'([dD])', r'\1o\2', uwu_message)
+                uwu_message = re.sub(r'([nN])\'', r'\1y', uwu_message)
+                uwu_message = re.sub(r'([yY])', r'\1w', uwu_message)
+                uwu_message = re.sub(r'!', r'! >w<', uwu_message)
+                uwu_message = re.sub(r'\?', r'? OwO', uwu_message)
+                uwu_message = re.sub(r'[.,:;]', r'... owo', uwu_message)
+
+                response = requests.post(f'https://api.telegram.org/bot{TOKEN}/sendMessage', data={'chat_id': chat_id, 'text': uwu_message, 'reply_to_message_id': message_id})
+
+                # Lwowog twwhe messwage andw uWuifiedw messwage twowo twwhe CSVw filwe
+                csv_writer.writerow([result['update_id'], message_id, chat_id, result['message']['text'], uwu_message])
+                latest_message_id = message_id
+                latest_update_id = result['update_id']
+
+    # Waitw foworw 1 swecowondw befoworwe checking foworw nywew updwatwes again swowo we dwowontw spam rwequestws
+    time.sleep(1)