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README.md

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+# e621 Full Proxy
+
+## What the fuck is this ?
+Basically a script that was made by Yessiest that I've adapted to be a full proxy for e621 so you can access it at school so you can stay alive while being there 3====D

furry-sex.rb

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+#!/usr/bin/env ruby
+
+require "webrick"
+require "net/http"
+require "uri"
+
+$replacements = {
+  "e621.net" => "e621.fuwwy.ch", # Replace this with your domain/subdomain obviously
+  ">e621<" => ">e621.fuwwy.ch<", # This basically just changes the title shown on the main page
+  "https:" => "http:" # only needed if your nginx backend doesnt have ssl yet
+}
+
+class MyProxy < WEBrick::HTTPServlet::AbstractServlet
+  HOST = "e621.net" # set host to proxy duh
+
+  def do_GET(request, response)
+    uri = request.unparsed_uri
+
+    http = Net::HTTP.new(HOST, 443)
+    http.use_ssl = true
+
+    resp = http.request(Net::HTTP::Get.new(uri, {"User-Agent" => "amongus happy meal guys this is crazy i ordered an amogus happy meal at 3am hugy wugy came and sucked my dick this is so scary"})) 
+    # please change this user agent to something unique otherwise e621 will block your request and you might get IP banned
+    body = resp.body
+
+    response.content_type = resp["content-type"]
+    $replacements.each { |k,v|
+      body = body.gsub(k,v)
+    }
+    response.body = body
+  end
+end
+
+server = WEBrick::HTTPServer.new(:Port => ENV["PORT"] || 8000) # define port on which the proxy runs ... so this would be localhost:8000
+server.mount "/", MyProxy
+
+trap("INT"){ server.shutdown }
+server.start

nginx-config.conf

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+resolver 8.8.8.8; 
+#set dns resolver
+
+server {
+    listen 80;
+    server_name e621.fuwwy.ch; #change this to your server name
+    
+    location / {
+        proxy_pass https://e621.net:443;
+        proxy_set_header Host e621.net;
+        proxy_set_header X-Real-IP $remote_addr;
+        proxy_set_header X-Forwarded-For $proxy_add_x_forwarded_for;
+	proxy_ssl_server_name on; #i dont know why this is needed
+	proxy_ssl_verify off;	  #but it wont work without it 
+        sub_filter 'e621.net' 'e621.fuwwy.ch'; #simple rewriter that usually works but not for e6
+        sub_filter_once off;
+	sub_filter_types *;	
+    }
+
+    location /favicon.ico {
+        return 204;
+        access_log off;
+        log_not_found off;
+    }
+
+    location /robots.txt {
+        return 200 "User-agent: *\nDisallow: /";
+        access_log off;
+        log_not_found off;
+    }
+}
+
+server {
+    listen 80;
+    server_name static1.e621.fuwwy.ch; #same here
+
+    location / {
+        proxy_pass https://static1.e621.net:443;
+        proxy_set_header Host static1.e621.net;
+        proxy_set_header X-Real-IP $remote_addr;
+        proxy_set_header X-Forwarded-For $proxy_add_x_forwarded_for;
+        proxy_ssl_server_name on;
+        proxy_ssl_verify off;
+        sub_filter 'e621.net' 'e621.fuwwy.ch';
+        sub_filter_once off;
+        sub_filter_types *;
+    }
+
+    location /favicon.ico {
+        return 204;
+        access_log off;
+        log_not_found off;
+    }
+
+    location /robots.txt {
+        return 200 "User-agent: *\nDisallow: /";
+        access_log off;
+        log_not_found off;
+    }
+}
+