this is horrible

README.md

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+#cron but worse
+
+## how to use
+basically just put it in your home folder and change scripts/paths and stuff
+
+## how make systemd shits work ?
+change exec path to where yuo put script duh
+
+## what it do ?
+basically just checks if a certain time in HH:MM format is every 60 seconds and if time matches with what is defined in cron-but-worse.xml it will execute what is in the script tag

cron-but-worse.sh

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+#!/bin/bash
+# Path to the XML file
+xml_file="./cron-but-worse.xml"
+
+while true; do
+    # Extract the desired times, descriptions, and scripts from the XML file
+    times=($(grep -oP '<time>\K[^<]+' "$xml_file"))
+    descriptions=($(grep -oP '<description>\K[^<]+' "$xml_file"))
+    scripts=($(grep -oP '<script>\K[^<]+' "$xml_file"))
+
+    # Get the current time in HH:MM format
+    current_time=$(date +%H:%M)
+
+    for ((i=0; i<${#times[@]}; i++)); do
+        if [[ $current_time == "${times[i]}" ]]; then
+            echo "Executing command at $current_time: ${descriptions[i]}"
+            eval "${scripts[i]}"
+        fi
+    done
+
+    sleep 60  # Sleep for 1 minute before checking again
+done

cron-but-worse.xml

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+<commands>
+  <command>
+    <time>14:45</time>
+    <description>Play birb sounds for 10 Minutes</description>
+    <script>/home/sysadmin/vogel-sounds/vogel-10.sh</script>
+  </command>
+  <command>
+    <time>15:30</time>
+    <description>Play birb sounds for 10 Minutes</description>
+    <script>/home/sysadmin/vogel-sounds/vogel-10.sh</script>
+  </command>
+  <command>
+    <time>15:45</time>
+    <description>Play birb sounds for 10 Minutes</description>
+    <script>/home/sysadmin/vogel-sounds/vogel-10.sh</script>
+  </command>
+</commands>
+

vogel-10.sh

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+#!/bin/bash
+aplay ./vogel-10.wav

vogel-sex.service

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+[Unit]
+Description=play birb sounds at certain times defined in an xml file
+After=network.target
+
+[Service]
+ExecStart=/bin/bash /home/sysadmin/vogel-sounds/cron-but-worse.sh
+User=sysadmin
+Restart=always
+
+[Install]
+WantedBy=multi-user.target
+